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Tornado Talk.

24 July 2008


tif: I WANNA SEE A TORNADO DAMN IT

ben: Don't say that!

tif: Why? We need some excitement round these parts. And it's the perfect reason to not
work.

ben: Fine. Keep them over there.

tif: I'll see what I can do. Just a small one... like a F1. Not a F4 or 5.

ben: You're an F6.

tif: That's because I'm off the charts!

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Horoscope of the Day.

21 July 2008


Rather odd and pertinent to how I feel today.
Your work activities get in the way of your real purpose today. It's not that you are a bad employee; it's just that right now your mind is not on pleasing your boss. You are ready for a real vacation or, at least, for a quick getaway to take your mind off the same old mundane tasks that prevent you from living out your fantasies.

Horoscope courtesy of tarot.com.

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Best of Craigslist.

16 July 2008


This is one of my favorites:
Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville
Date: 2008-07-03, 9:55AM EDT


I saw you a couple of months ago, but since then you haven't shown up at your regular place. Is there someone else standing in the way of us hooking up? Is there a fetus blocking you?

Please come back and show me you care. I can't rest until I know where I stand with you.

* Location: Crampsville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 741336944


Original Posting

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The.Greatest.Hair.Ever.

05 June 2008




Source: Holy Taco

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The Vaginacycle!

29 May 2008


Where have I been? Slacking mostly. Seems like the entire month of May went by in a week. But do not fret my pretties (the whole two of you), I am back and with a kung-fu kick!


Today I am spreading the love from one fast vagina. And boy does it get around. Literally. Due to the NSFW nature (well not my work, but yours) of this image I've safely cropped it - somewhat - for you here.



Finnish artist Mimosa Pale feels the world is too man-parts-centric. We'd agree. However, we're not sure what to think about a form of protest that includes thrice weekly cruising the streets of Helsinki. inviting its inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi. It'll invite discussion for sure, and yes, that is one of the expressed objectives for this mobile art and protest piece.


Now go check out the full details at Jalopnik.

And thanks to Mandy for the original linkage!

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Raptor Friday!

11 April 2008


I received an awesome little gift this morning from one of the editorial interns. I've been known to impersonate Velociraptors from time to time so she brought me this little guy...



This morning we re-enacted scenes from Jurassic Park because I also have a Jeep Transformer toy.



And this is exactly why I love my job.

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Hel-Fucking-Vetica.

23 January 2008




The shirt says it all. You most likely don't understand this unless you hail from a design-sense community of some sort. Let's just say that there is a serious love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with the font family Helvetica.

Buy it for me at wireandtwine.com.

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Delicious Grillz.

17 January 2008



A 7-year-old boy in Sanford, Florida was rushed to a local emergency room last week after choking on and swallowing a pair of "grillz" his mother had purchased for him at a local flea market.


A: Who buys their seven-year-old child a set of grillz?
B: What constitutes as a pair of "knock-off" grillz?
C: How long does it take for a pair of grillz to digest?
D: Will his poo sparkle?

Read the whole story here.

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Take a Hint.

16 December 2007


The Hint Ring:



For girls trying to be subtle. For dads trying to unload their daughters.

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Kwik-E Mart.

08 April 2007


7-11 might be mating with The Simpsons. There's talks (but no confirmation) that 7-11 will dress some of its locations as Kwik-E Marts to coincide with The Simpsons movie release where you will even be able to buy Squishees.
If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. -- Richmond is an unlikely choice -- to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that Homer and other characters frequent in the classic cartoon TV series.

I hope and pray that there will be one somewhere in Texas that I can drive to with camera in hand. New MySpace photo what?

Read all of the article here.

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Wicked Door.

21 March 2007


Doors fall on witches too. Not just houses. I think I'm going to order one of these now. My office door refuses to stay open on it's own.

Hold the door and delight little Munchkins with this wickedly funny doorstopper.



From Signals. If you're bored and need to surf I recommend that you check out the rest of the goods they have to sale. It is kind of like Ross: you have to dig but you can find gold.

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Exactly.

04 March 2007


This pretty much sums up every day at work...



Thank you >Sky Deck Cartoons!

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*Smack*

This will surely leave an imprint in your face when I'm done with you.



And if you're not into "bitch" then you can try the flower or the bird. Not that bird, a real bird. Over at Blanc&Reed Shop.

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Wallpapered.

19 February 2007


I could watch OK Go music videos all day long. They entertain me so much.



And is it the same design from the Banksy elephant? If not exact then close.

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