the alamo and me: November 2006

Feed the Hungry.

28 November 2006

Buy a Yeti Christmas ornament.

Grrr.

I'm very upset with the jewelry making industry. More specifically the charm portion of the industry.

*shakes fist*

You're ruining my Christmas gift giving ideas!

posted by .Tif
8:13 PM
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Appropriate.

Yesterday was one of those days that you just can't get past. I didn't sleep whatsoever last night. About 4am I went downstairs to try and sleep on the couch. A little better but not much.

And my scope for the day...

Hot and feisty Mars is tugging at your life, encouraging you to take a risk by acting spontaneously, but you want to know that your behavior is useful before doing anything. Nevertheless, you are tempted to do something that you wouldn't normally do. You might respond to the overwhelming choices of the day by withdrawing from reality. Keep in mind, however, that waiting until the tension subsides will not make the underlying issues go away.

That's fair.

posted by .Tif
7:19 AM
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My Tree.

26 November 2006

I have a Christmas Tree!

You can't see the detail so well but tis proof that I have a tree.

posted by .Tif
4:49 PM
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Childhood.

I just went all nostalgic and added a bajillion Disney movies to my wish list on Amazon because I need/want them all on DVD. My sister and I pretty much wore all of the VHS tapes out by 1998 - and I don't think there was a Disney movie we didn't own. Go check it yourself.

posted by .Tif
1:11 PM
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Home.

I'm dying to come back.

I miss Manders and Lola like hell.

posted by .Tif
2:06 AM
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Jackpot.

25 November 2006

I'm not sure that my mom realized that she left me an entire cheesecake and two pumpkin rolls in the fridge.

Then again, she is my mom so she probably did it on purpose.

I win!

p.s. Mandy, I'm willing to save you one of the pumpkin rolls for when I come home (they freeze well). Better claim or deny now.

posted by .Tif
9:24 PM
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Frito Fuck.

21 November 2006

Thank you Andrea for this one.

posted by .Tif
7:25 AM
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(W)rapping Paper.

20 November 2006

Wrapping Paper + Rap Lyrics = (W)rapping Paper. Pun completely intended.

(W)rapping paper at it's finest and almost available to purchase. Brought to you by Si Hill Design.

Shown here: House of Pain / Jump Around

posted by .Tif
9:51 PM
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ListPic.

Craigslist but with photos.

Unfortunately I have not found any free bee hives to get rid of.

posted by .Tif
9:28 PM
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Ninja Finder.

If ninjas owned view finders I'd like to think this would be them.

And instead of these reels from UO they should come with reels of assault tactics.

posted by .Tif
9:18 PM
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Ice Cream Ball.

Jax and I could make gallons of ice cream everyday and then set up shop to sell to small children.

Play & Freeze Ice Cream Ball. Comes in two different sizes, six different colors (I like the orange) and promises you can make ice cream anywhere.

posted by .Tif
9:10 PM
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BTW.

Video games are not sexy.

posted by .Tif
9:06 PM
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I'd Like.

To be able to go to HEB and not get hit on by skeezy homeless-with-a-cocaine-addiction like creepers. Not once, not twice, but thrice. Although one guy did it twice on different sides of the grocery store because he apparently was too stoned to realize he tried to hit on me the first time. And when I said, "not interested" that didn't give you the go ahead to stumble closer towards me.

Perhaps there was a homeless exchange program going on.

posted by .Tif
8:58 PM
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A Very Neiman's Xmas.

Let's just pretend that I can afford these things or that even you could afford these things and will buy them for me.

Because I have an elephant obsession and these would class up my cheap Wal-Mart elephant lamp that I love so dearly.

Now that I have a house I could use a few hundred dollars worth of black crystal stemware.

Made for my body.

Because I can pull this off.

I have as much chance of getting this as I do pulling a diamond out of my ass.

This could just be a novelty.

posted by .Tif
4:54 PM
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Newsworthy.

19 November 2006

I only read obscure news.

Smelly man loses law suit.

Brazilians are screwy and really believe a cat birthed puppies.

Robber eats the goods and goes to the hospital.

Heart attack in a hand bag complete with skimpy nurses.

And yes, the Heart Attack Grill is fo real.

posted by .Tif
9:40 PM
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Too Late.

18 November 2006

Things are always much different after you've seen the other side. Question is if you can get back to the point when you had no idea. Doubtful.

Now that you know you just can't shake it.

posted by .Tif
6:57 PM
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The Big Easy.

11 November 2006

Let's just say that Nawlins kicked my ass and I learned what it is like to go from drunk to hungover on a plane. Probably the worse feeling I've ever had.

Definitely one of the best times of my life. I can't wait to go back.

posted by .Tif
9:13 PM
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Mr. Cooper.

08 November 2006

There is no doubt about it. I have a obsession with Anderson Cooper. But there is definitely someone out there who loves him more than me.

Now how do I top this?

posted by .Tif
6:49 PM
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Updates.

I made this lengthy ass post about my tires of death and how I was driving in a coffin but when I went to publish to Blogger it disappeared and I couldn't get it back. And because it was such a long story I don't feel like typing it out again. But my tires tried to kill me.

Trying to plan a weekend trip home. I miss 3T dearly. Hopefully that still exists. Aiming for the first weekend of December. This weekend I'm going to Nawlins and then next weekend I'm going to Sin City. Sounds like pleasure but it really is business. But you can mix business with pleasure, right? Let's hope so.

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6:37 PM
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For Lauren.

07 November 2006

Turn It On Again?

I know for a fact that Lauren has only turned it off. Always. Guess Mandy's boss will be out of the office a lot.

posted by .Tif
5:22 PM
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Crazy.

Is the best way to sum up that Mavs game last night.

Ejected! Ejected!

posted by .Tif
5:25 AM
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Uh-oh.

06 November 2006

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

That somebody would be me.

posted by .Tif
9:02 AM
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Elections.

05 November 2006

I had a dream that Kinky won.

I also had a dream that I was an NFL water girl.

Maybe I should just write about my dreams.

posted by .Tif
10:49 AM
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Borat.

04 November 2006

You should already know.

posted by .Tif
1:00 PM
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Don't Bother Tonight.

02 November 2006

I have a full evening ahead of me.

1) Mavs vs. Spurs at 7pm.
2) Watch recorded Grey's Anatomy because I was watching the Mavs game instead.
3) Sleep.

posted by .Tif
8:57 AM
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Sluts, Guts & More Sluts.

01 November 2006

It must've been Halloween then.

The time of the season when a vast majority of ladies find reason to dress like super skanks. Every costume has a "sexy" prefix before it and far too many are too chunky to be wearing that. There are no sexy doctors in heels, no sexy cops in mid-drift uniforms, no sexy army commanders in skirt-styled BDUs, no sexy this, no sexy that, and no sexy other. And if they aren't some sexy whatchamacallit then they aren't dressed up. Kind of sucks the fun out of a costume party when most people aren't dressed in costume.

I think next year I'm going to be poop.

posted by .Tif
7:42 AM
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