the alamo and me: A Very Neiman's Xmas.

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A Very Neiman's Xmas.

20 November 2006

Let's just pretend that I can afford these things or that even you could afford these things and will buy them for me.

Because I have an elephant obsession and these would class up my cheap Wal-Mart elephant lamp that I love so dearly.

Now that I have a house I could use a few hundred dollars worth of black crystal stemware.

Made for my body.

Because I can pull this off.

I have as much chance of getting this as I do pulling a diamond out of my ass.

This could just be a novelty.

posted by .Tif
4:54 PM

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...: that green dress is out. of. control.; 1:34 PM
Anonymous said...: did i ever tell you that the chick from plano who went up in space was my friend tara's aunt?

i found you an in.; 4:52 PM
.Tif said...: Hook up is in order.

I'm willing to exchange for sexual services.; 2:39 PM