Let's just pretend that I can afford these things or that even you could afford these things and will buy them for me.
Because I have an elephant obsession and these would class up my cheap Wal-Mart elephant lamp that I love so dearly.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WKQ_mp.jpg)
Now that I have a house I could use a few hundred dollars worth of black crystal stemware.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WFK_mp.jpg)
Made for my body.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NMB08GA_mp.jpg)
Because I can pull this off.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WGU_mp.jpg)
I have as much chance of getting this as I do pulling a diamond out of my ass.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NMO2199_mp.jpg)
This could just be a novelty.
Because I have an elephant obsession and these would class up my cheap Wal-Mart elephant lamp that I love so dearly.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WKQ_mp.jpg)
Now that I have a house I could use a few hundred dollars worth of black crystal stemware.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WFK_mp.jpg)
Made for my body.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NMB08GA_mp.jpg)
Because I can pull this off.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NM-0WGU_mp.jpg)
I have as much chance of getting this as I do pulling a diamond out of my ass.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NMO2199_mp.jpg)
This could just be a novelty.
![](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/nectareous/Random/NMO2206_mp.jpg)
3 Comments:
that green dress is out. of. control.
did i ever tell you that the chick from plano who went up in space was my friend tara's aunt?
i found you an in.
Hook up is in order.
I'm willing to exchange for sexual services.
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