the alamo and me

I'm so rolling with internet and cable now! Woo mutha-fuckin hoo! This is the first time I've even bothered using my own computer since I moved in.

kekekekekekekekekekekekeke!!!1

For the first time (ever) I have woken up drunk and realized that I lost my credit card somewhere between the Book Building and Zen Bar.

Take note that I also passed out on my floor and woke up next to Jax, not Ben. And somehow through it all I got to work earlier than I normally would on any other day.

Jeezus.

1. Do not off myself by lunch time tomorrow.

2. Do not stab people tomorrow night.

3. Take a moment of silence for myself.

4. Keep thinking that Friday is only a day away.

Two people come to visit, wreck and leave ruined. That was that.

I find myself spending most of my Saturday evenings buying household appliances. This week it was a blender. Must be able to have margaritas ready at will. And that means I finally opened that bottle of pomegranate tequila I brought back from Cancun. Delicious. Was almost like a pink lemonade margarita. But I'm still saving most of that bottle for when a certain two-thirds can make their way to my hood.

If you're in San An and aren't going to Arts & Eats on Thursday night then you should come hang out for Moses' birthday. C'mon, it's an open bar. You know you wanna.

Oh my. Where have I been?

I've been without internet, that's what. Until Ben and I tapped into some free wireless internet off of a neighbor. More to come starting next week.

And with pictures.

Promise.